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  • Dont Take Your Elephant To School

    $10.99

    Have you ever thought about the rules a lion would need to follow in school? Or considered the worst thing about a queue?

    You haven’t? Then these poems are for you?

    In this collection of over 70 poems, Steve Turner returns to much of the word play and wit of his best-selling The Day I Fell Down the Toilet. Using the alphabet as a framework, he has written three poems for each letter (including X and Z!). This highly entertaining book will delight all Turner fans and teachers will appreciate the varied poetry forms (shape, limerick, nonsense, free, rhyming, etc).

    The fun, witty poems – often written from a thought-provoking point of view – cover such diverse subjects as aardvarks, cars, sausages, love and yo-yos, so there’s sure to be something to interest both boys and girls.

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  • Day I Fell Down The Toilet And Other Poems

    $10.99

    Have you ever been punched by a cabbage or fallen head first down the loo?

    Have you ever had fun with a poem? You haven’t? Then this book’s for you.

    Whacky poems that take a roller-coaster ride from the crazy corners of dreams to the big questions of life.

    This collection of over seventy poems for children by Steve Turner is regularly in the best-seller lists. Full of wit and fun, his thought-provoking poetry has been used by teachers in classrooms and entertained children at home over the years. These poems make an instant impact, as the themes and ideas in them offer lots of food for thought for young minds.

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  • Dad Youre Not Funny And Other Poems

    $10.99

    The second hilarious poetry collection from the author of The Day I Fell Down the ToiletThe second hilarious poetry collection from the author of The Day I Fell Down the Toilet

    Have you ever formed a secret club with friends? Or witnessed the flight of a cow?
    Have you ever heard a duck whistle? You haven’t? Then read this book now.

    As always, Steve Turner’s poems present a fresh and quirky view on life. Many of the poems in this collection are about childhood: school and holidays, dreams and monsters, food, friends…

    This collection of over seventy poems will entertain and interest children both in the classroom and at home. The themes and ideas are thought-provoking as well as witty and fun, and the entertaining cartoons reflect the mood of the poems.

    Steve Turner is the award-winning author of the best-selling poetry collection The Day I Fell Down the Toilet.

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  • Big Book Of Big Laughs For Kids

    $14.99

    What do you call a flock of sheep rolling down a hill? A lamb-slide, of course! Your 6- to 12-year-olds will go bonkers over these hilarious one-liners, riddles, knock-knock jokes, and tongue twisters. This party rocks with clean humor and rollicking buffoonery. Get ready for giggles, belly laughs, and hours of fun!

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  • Laugh Out Loud Puns Jokes And Riddles For Kids

    $6.99

    Combining over 400 of the best hand-picked jokes, puns, and riddles from three of Rob Elliott’s bestselling joke books, this collection is the antidote to boring car rides, hum-drum family dinners, and those moments when kids can’t find anything to do (and don’t appreciate your suggestions about cleaning their rooms or taking out the trash).

    Perfect for kids ages 9-12 (and, let’s face it, those adults you know with that level sense of humor–maybe yourself?), this latest offering from Rob Elliott will have the whole family chuckling, guffawing, snorting milk out their noses, and making various other expressions of glee and merriment.

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  • Rookie Mistakes : A Grown-up’s Field Guide To Getting Your Act Together

    $18.99

    In her highly anticipated nonfiction debut, comedian Kelly Bandas uses her trademark humor to recount stories of growing up and becoming a semifunctional adult in a dysfunctional world.

    Raised in a devoutly Catholic home, Kelly Bandas spent her entire childhood trying hard not to tick off “the man” or the Lord. And for the most part, she crushed it. But as she got older and began to navigate what it looked like to truly live in a world where gender roles, race, and politics weren’t always so black and white, Kelly realized that her former worldview was beginning to feel like that pair of Forever 21 jeans that used to glide effortlessly over her hips but now required a lot of stretching and acrobatic maneuvering to shimmy into place. And she’s not alone.

    In Rookie Mistakes, Kelly shares stories of growing up in a church-centered, male-dominated society and how those experiences shaped and primed her for a new chapter of life. In this debut collection of essays, Kelly shares:

    *Funny, fast-paced, and uplifting stories

    *Encouragement for women who are tired of feeling like they will never measure up–and kind of don’t want to anyway

    *Inspiration to find your voice, your power, and your people

    Kelly shares everything from laugh-out-loud accounts of Oregon Trail-themed first kisses to heartfelt insights gleaned from navigating life as a Christian feminist doing her best not to screw up being a parent of a child with a disability, in a trans-racial family.

    Rookie Mistakes is the call-to-action millennial women everywhere have been waiting for.

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  • Its A Love Story

    $12.99

    Human beings love to be loved. And we love to fall in love. As children we pour our love into our pets and our friends. As teenagers we fall in love with musicians and actors and the boy whose locker is next to ours. As we mature, we long for romantic love that will last a lifetime. Sacrificial love, unexplainable love, familial love, desperate love. Love songs and love stories. Clearly we were created with the longing for love ingrained in our souls.

    With lots of wit and a bit of wisdom drawn from a lifetime of falling in love, Lincee Ray invites you to an unabashed celebration of that loving feeling. As she reveals the loves of her life and encourages you to recall your own, you’ll discover alongside her that there is only one who can ever truly fulfill the deepest longings of our hearts. And he made us to be part of a divine love story.

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  • Knock Knock Jokes For Kids (Reprinted)

    $4.99

    Kids can’t get enough of laughter–so they can’t get enough of Rob Elliot’s hilarious joke books! Knock Knock Jokes for Kids is an all new collection of knock knock jokes that will have kids and kids at heart rolling in the aisles.

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  • Laugh Out Loud Jokes For Kids (Reprinted)

    $4.99

    What happens to race car drivers when they eat too much? They get indy-gestion. Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids provides children ages 7-10 many hours of fun and laughter. Young readers will have a blast sharing this collection of hundreds of one-liners, knock knock jokes, tongue twisters, and more with their friends and family! This brand new book will have children rolling on the floor with laughter and is sure to be a great gift idea for any child.

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