Dont Take Your Elephant To School
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Have you ever thought about the rules a lion would need to follow in school? Or considered the worst thing about a queue?
You haven’t? Then these poems are for you?
In this collection of over 70 poems, Steve Turner returns to much of the word play and wit of his best-selling The Day I Fell Down the Toilet. Using the alphabet as a framework, he has written three poems for each letter (including X and Z!). This highly entertaining book will delight all Turner fans and teachers will appreciate the varied poetry forms (shape, limerick, nonsense, free, rhyming, etc).
The fun, witty poems – often written from a thought-provoking point of view – cover such diverse subjects as aardvarks, cars, sausages, love and yo-yos, so there’s sure to be something to interest both boys and girls.
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SKU (ISBN): 9781915748157
ISBN10: 1915748151
Steve Turner | Illustrator: David Mostyn
Binding: Trade Paper
Published: June 2024
Publisher: Lion Books and Lion Children Books
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